Comments on: My Daily Fart http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/ Gassy not classy! Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:12:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: yo mamma http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/comment-page-1/#comment-433 yo mamma Sun, 30 Dec 2007 02:31:47 +0000 http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/#comment-433 i had a friend over at my house spending the night and we were hungry so we wne to a restraunt to eat, well i had to let one out, so i went to the restroom to do it, so when i did it, i felt a gross goop in my pants, so i checked and i dont think i need to say more about that; but anyways i did not know what to do, so i put my pants back on so my friend wouldnt know, and i sat down at the table watching him eat his food, so whe nwe got time to leave i was like ok lets go! and we walked there so we had to walk home, and all i could think of was that good running around in my pants, it was a really unconfortable walk home i had a friend over at my house spending the night and we were hungry so we wne to a restraunt to eat, well i had to let one out, so i went to the restroom to do it, so when i did it, i felt a gross goop in my pants, so i checked and i dont think i need to say more about that; but anyways i did not know what to do, so i put my pants back on so my friend wouldnt know, and i sat down at the table watching him eat his food, so whe nwe got time to leave i was like ok lets go! and we walked there so we had to walk home, and all i could think of was that good running around in my pants, it was a really unconfortable walk home

]]> By: brandon http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/comment-page-1/#comment-419 brandon Fri, 12 Oct 2007 00:54:37 +0000 http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/#comment-419 i was at school and i farted like 15 times and no jusst lil farts loud and lolg farts and my techer called the pinsobol and i got detengen i was at school and i farted like 15 times and no jusst lil farts loud and lolg farts and my techer called the pinsobol and i got detengen

]]> By: Did I do that? http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/comment-page-1/#comment-394 Did I do that? Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:45:58 +0000 http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/#comment-394 I was once driving in downtown Pittsburgh in the middle of winter with my then 2 year old daughter in her car seat in the back of the car, when this god awful tear jerking smell overtakes the car. So trying to drive amongst the fog I say to her "did you toot?" and she says no mom its the cows you smell. Well there are no cows in downtown Pittsburgh, so I say I dont see any cows and she says you can't see them but they are in the area. I said maybe they are in the area of your pants. Anyway this was like 6 years ago and we still say there are cows in the area whenever someone rips one. I was once driving in downtown Pittsburgh in the middle of winter with my then 2 year old daughter in her car seat in the back of the car, when this god awful tear jerking smell overtakes the car. So trying to drive amongst the fog I say to her “did you toot?” and she says no mom its the cows you smell. Well there are no cows in downtown Pittsburgh, so I say I dont see any cows and she says you can’t see them but they are in the area. I said maybe they are in the area of your pants. Anyway this was like 6 years ago and we still say there are cows in the area whenever someone rips one.

]]> By: Depeche86 http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/comment-page-1/#comment-19 Depeche86 Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:05:13 +0000 http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/#comment-19 A few years ago I had been hanging out at a friends house and we were watching Don Juan laughing about this and that then my friend comes over, tackles me to the ground and farts on my face, then I ended up pissing my pants from laughing so hard. A few years ago I had been hanging out at a friends house and we were watching Don Juan laughing about this and that then my friend comes over, tackles me to the ground and farts on my face, then I ended up pissing my pants from laughing so hard.

]]> By: HowieFartKnocker http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/comment-page-1/#comment-17 HowieFartKnocker Tue, 29 May 2007 19:15:23 +0000 http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/#comment-17 One time my fried was lighting another friend's fart as he bent over. Unfortunately, the farter had some "loose stool" and actually squeezed out a small liquid blast on the other guy's leg. It was funny to see him chasing the farter around the house with shit on his leg. One time my fried was lighting another friend’s fart as he bent over. Unfortunately, the farter had some “loose stool” and actually squeezed out a small liquid blast on the other guy’s leg. It was funny to see him chasing the farter around the house with shit on his leg.

]]> By: QueenOfFarts.com http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/comment-page-1/#comment-14 QueenOfFarts.com Tue, 22 May 2007 05:47:57 +0000 http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/#comment-14 Ya like farts? Me too! Ya like farts? Me too!

]]> By: Juicyfart http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/comment-page-1/#comment-13 Juicyfart Mon, 21 May 2007 01:58:47 +0000 http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/#comment-13 2/3 of the human race produce mostly hydrogen sulfide intestinal gas. Then there are the "elite" of us who are of the 1/3 minority who produce methane gas in our systems. Why this difference is, I do not know myself. However, I had examined and ignited some of my intestinal gas (farts) -- uh...in a safe manner, as it can be potentially dangerous, as those of us who droduce the methane gas the colour is of a bluish nature. There is either genuine or humourously some exclusive group out there only open to those of us who emit gas that produces the characteristic blue hue (such as on your stove which is essentially methane gas) called the "Royal Order of the Blue Flame". (This name was taken from a ficticious "Order" from J RR Tolkien's literary works). Now IF there really is such a group in the intestinal gas sense), I would certainly like to know! Please if one should have any info in this regard, please leave a posting below. Thanks! 2/3 of the human race produce mostly hydrogen sulfide intestinal gas. Then there are the “elite” of us who are of the 1/3 minority who produce methane gas in our systems. Why this difference is, I do not know myself. However, I had examined and ignited some of my intestinal gas (farts) — uh…in a safe manner, as it can be potentially dangerous, as those of us who droduce the methane gas the colour is of a bluish nature. There is either genuine or humourously some exclusive group out there only open to those of us who emit gas that produces the characteristic blue hue (such as on your stove which is essentially methane gas) called the “Royal Order of the Blue Flame”. (This name was taken from a ficticious “Order” from J RR Tolkien’s literary works). Now IF there really is such a group in the intestinal gas sense), I would certainly like to know! Please if one should have any info in this regard, please leave a posting below. Thanks!

]]> By: Juicyfart http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/comment-page-1/#comment-12 Juicyfart Sat, 19 May 2007 15:34:39 +0000 http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/#comment-12 I was riding the "D" train on the subway home one evening and I had been producing some "SBD"s. Crossingthe Manhattan Bridge between New York and Brooklyn, I ripped yet another one that was well...different. I was more than I had bargained for, it was more than methane! Some liquid stuff had shot out in my pants as well! I was in the beginning stages of having the runny shits! It was an awful walk from the subway at Courtelyou Road. With all this sticky burning liquid inmy pants! I was riding the “D” train on the subway home one evening and I had been producing some “SBD”s. Crossingthe Manhattan Bridge between New York and Brooklyn, I ripped yet another one that was well…different. I was more than I had bargained for, it was more than methane! Some liquid stuff had shot out in my pants as well! I was in the beginning stages of having the runny shits! It was an awful walk from the subway at Courtelyou Road. With all this sticky burning liquid inmy pants!

]]> By: Blauerflammenmeister http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/comment-page-1/#comment-11 Blauerflammenmeister Sat, 19 May 2007 15:26:24 +0000 http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/#comment-11 (Repost due to errors, English follows) Es war vor einigen Jahren während Leben auf Zuweisung in San Francisco. Um von der Schweiz zu sein, war ich aus zum einzigen schweizerischen Restaurant in jener Stadt gegangen. Die Abendessen war gut aber sehr teuer. Das Restaurant ist zugänglich durch das Foyer von einem Gebäude, das dessen Wände ist, ist gegenübergestanden mit poliertem Mauerwerk. Auf Verlassen mit meinen zwei anderen Freunden hatte ich das absolute der LAUTESTE Furz gerissen, den Ein sich vorstellen kann! Es brachte so in Verlegenheit! Ich hoffe das Restaurant hat mich nicht gehört, aber ich bin sicher einige müssen haben! Es muss wenigstens 90dB gewesen sein! Ich werde nie jenen Vorfall vergessen! Jener Furz, der ab den Mauerwerkwändenfliesen (Ach ja widerhallt, war der Boden Mauerwerk ebenso)! It was some years ago while living on assignment in San Francisco. Being from Switzerland, I had gone out to the only Swiss restaurant in that city. The dinner was good but very expensive. The restaurant is accessible through the foyer of a building which is whose walls are faced with polished masonry. Upon leaving with my two other friends, I had ripped the absolute LOUDEST fart one can imagine! It was so embarrassing! I hope the restaurant haden't heard me, but I am sure some must have! It must have been at least 90dB! I shall never forget that incident! That fart echoing off those masonry wall tiles (Oh yes, the floor was masonry as well! (Repost due to errors, English follows)
Es war vor einigen Jahren während Leben auf Zuweisung in San Francisco. Um von der Schweiz zu sein, war ich aus zum einzigen schweizerischen Restaurant in jener Stadt gegangen. Die Abendessen war gut aber sehr teuer. Das Restaurant ist zugänglich durch das Foyer von einem Gebäude, das dessen Wände ist, ist gegenübergestanden mit poliertem Mauerwerk. Auf Verlassen mit meinen zwei anderen Freunden hatte ich das absolute der LAUTESTE Furz gerissen, den Ein sich vorstellen kann! Es brachte so in Verlegenheit! Ich hoffe das Restaurant hat mich nicht gehört, aber ich bin sicher einige müssen haben! Es muss wenigstens 90dB gewesen sein! Ich werde nie jenen Vorfall vergessen! Jener Furz, der ab den Mauerwerkwändenfliesen (Ach ja widerhallt, war der Boden Mauerwerk ebenso)!

It was some years ago while living on assignment in San Francisco. Being from Switzerland, I had gone out to the only Swiss restaurant in that city. The dinner was good but very expensive. The restaurant is accessible through the foyer of a building which is whose walls are faced with polished masonry. Upon leaving with my two other friends, I had ripped the absolute LOUDEST fart one can imagine! It was so embarrassing! I hope the restaurant haden’t heard me, but I am sure some must have! It must have been at least 90dB! I shall never forget that incident! That fart echoing off those masonry wall tiles (Oh yes, the floor was masonry as well!

]]> By: Blauerflammenmeister http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/comment-page-1/#comment-10 Blauerflammenmeister Sat, 19 May 2007 15:14:04 +0000 http://www.lightthatfart.com/2007/05/14/my-daily-fart/#comment-10 (english translation following) Es war vor einigen Jahren während Leben auf Zuweisung in San Francisco. Um von der Schweiz zu sein, war ich aus zum einzigen schweizerischen Restaurant in jener Stadt gegangen. Die Abendessen war gut aber sehr teuer. Das Restaurant ist zugänglich durch das Foyer von einem Gebäude, das dessen Wände ist, ist gegenübergestanden mit poliertem Mauerwerk. Auf Verlassen mit meinen zwei anderen Freunden hatte ich den absoluteLOUDEST furzt Ein kann sich vorstellen gerissen! Es brachte so in Verlegenheit! Ich hoffe das Restaurant haden‘ t Herz mich, aber ich bin sicher einige müssen haben! Es muss wenigstens 90dB gewesen sein! Ich werde nie jenen Vorfall vergessen! Jener Furz, der ab den Mauerwerkwändenfliesen (Ach ja widerhallt, war der Boden Mauerwerk ebenso! It was some years ago while living on assignment in San Francisco. Being from Switzerland, I had gone out to the only Swiss restaurant in that city. The dinner was good but very expensive. The restaurant is accessible through the foyer of a building which is whose walls are faced with polished masonry. Upon leaving with my two other friends, I had ripped the absoluteLOUDEST fart one can imagine! It was so embarrassing! I hope the restaurant haden't heart me, but I am sure some must have! It must have been at least 90dB! I shall never forget that incident! That fart echoing off those masonry wall tiles (Oh yes, the floor was masonry as well! (english translation following)
Es war vor einigen Jahren während Leben auf Zuweisung in San Francisco. Um von der Schweiz zu sein, war ich aus zum einzigen schweizerischen Restaurant in jener Stadt gegangen. Die Abendessen war gut aber sehr teuer. Das Restaurant ist zugänglich durch das Foyer von einem Gebäude, das dessen Wände ist, ist gegenübergestanden mit poliertem Mauerwerk. Auf Verlassen mit meinen zwei anderen Freunden hatte ich den absoluteLOUDEST furzt Ein kann sich vorstellen gerissen! Es brachte so in Verlegenheit! Ich hoffe das Restaurant haden‘ t Herz mich, aber ich bin sicher einige müssen haben! Es muss wenigstens 90dB gewesen sein! Ich werde nie jenen Vorfall vergessen! Jener Furz, der ab den Mauerwerkwändenfliesen (Ach ja widerhallt, war der Boden Mauerwerk ebenso!

It was some years ago while living on assignment in San Francisco. Being from Switzerland, I had gone out to the only Swiss restaurant in that city. The dinner was good but very expensive. The restaurant is accessible through the foyer of a building which is whose walls are faced with polished masonry. Upon leaving with my two other friends, I had ripped the absoluteLOUDEST fart one can imagine! It was so embarrassing! I hope the restaurant haden’t heart me, but I am sure some must have! It must have been at least 90dB! I shall never forget that incident! That fart echoing off those masonry wall tiles (Oh yes, the floor was masonry as well!

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